*Lovatabitz Theater Presents* The Magnum Opus of Dr. B. Grimm-Goose Lovatabitz #REDACTED# ~A Play in Three Acts~ (125 Years In Three Days Flat) First Act First Lap Around The Track (A Love Story) Second Act China-Man Say ~ JACKPOT#23 (The Vanity of Youth) Third Act The Changing of the Guard ~ The Great Cosmic Trampoline Clap-Back ~ The Light Krakatoa (An Instant-Release Inheriting of Destiny) Staring: Dr. B. Grimm-Goose Lovatabitz (Yours Truly) Spice Bear (Wife-Simulator) Breath-Aryan HEROIN Pig-Dick (Fourth of His Name) Co-Starting: Lauren Rose My Mind Displayed Skaterad420 (Estrogenicwetbrain666) Eggy AKA Egg White AKA The Egg-Man CynicalBroadcast Living Water For The Soul Gerbert Johnson Lightheart Millennial Matt DPHghosts Honor Levy Nana’s Attic Lurk in the shadows Brittany Venti Placeboing Junk Bond Trader F. Gardner Lt. Corbis (Soph) Lou Ratchett XM64 Burialgods Kantbot Bronze Age Pervert Plummcorp Records Hanni Ram Shoenice Filthy Frank Normal Bob Smith PewDiePie Flushing Static Featuring: The Last of the Aztakea Kids Dry Creek Dewayne Stanley Twardowicz The Holy Disciple Saint Stephen The Grinch Jim Schwarner Billy Graham Wojak Sminem Khalid Attaf The Bognadoff Twins Good Fellas Rachel Kushner David Roberts Homie the Clown Gang-Busters Yash Donovan Chaning Creager Pepe Julian Von Ziman Charles Manson Ian Bavittz Sam Hyde Ricky Kasso Big L Gary Lawers Jimmy Troiano Josh Sanders AKA King Cobra JFS Truthful Trish Jack Kerouac Kurt Cobaine The Manson Family Eve Dr. Greenbaum Diogenes Neal Cassady Oswald Mosley William Burroughs Laura Loomer Hunter Thompson Oscar Acosta Kirtaner Sasquatch Cathrine Share Trevor Moore Steve Grogan Gregory Corso Steve Jobs Eugene O’niel Daniel Dumile Jackie Gleason Ozzy Osburne Chief Keef Charls Carroll Chief Queef Alice Krammden William F Buckley The Learned Elders of Zion Epictetus Socrates Jesus Christ The Prophet Ezekiel Lynnette Fromme Nick Rochefort Sandra Goode Olde Stanky Leg Robert Zimmerman AKA (((Bob Dylan))) Space Patrol Fulcanelli Billy Shatz Tracey Helton Robert Johnson Crackhead (Smackhead) Tony Chewy the Union Square Junky Julien Champagne Killstream Ralph Oreo Ben Eugene Canseliet Jessica Jordan Peterson Meek Millz Teresa Schwaller de Lubicz Paul Dusty Morgan Rod Serling Shaggy Patrick Mgooin Pierre Dujols Timothy Leary Nasim Aghdam Aldous Huxley And many more Have you ever wanted to discover the secret of the Philosopher’s Stone, learn everything you always wanted to know about modern and ancient life, meet Fulcanelli, and get inseminated all at the same time? Well now for a limited time, YOU can, absolutely free of charge, here at Lovatabitz Theater! Here at Lovatabitz Theater we make certain that all listeners love it to bits, because we love all of you to bits. While watching our Play please remain seated as you will be ushered past the Iron Doors, through the Golden Gates, and into the Very Heart of Zion, there to be laid to rest in Peace and Grace unto Life Everlasting. Jack Kerouac is back, and about to take his last lap around the “Sangsaric” Track, with your satisfaction guaranteed, or your money and time back! *********************************************************************************** “….It’s really heavy. It’s told beautifully, like one of those stories that you just want to keep listening to see what happens because its told from the heart. The delivery and the way its the past put into words was done so beautifully, just literal art! I thought to myself, I wonder if anyone would actually listen to this out there because stuff like this is very hard to come by...and then I thought to myself, I wonder if they would even believe this to be a true story because its told so well. And as I continued it was just like magic…it was very important and significant like a piece of treasure, the way everything unfolded literally unboxed like a major phoenix into the birth of creation, just like unboxing a sacred text with decoding symbolism's. I’m like being ushered through by the great spirit, which is the holy spirit speaking to me and through the play at the same time, neat…This is Lovatabitz most sacred memories. His hardships shaped him. This is some heavy business, and its not like business at a desk, where there’s nothing going on and everyone is on the table waiting to be used but nothing is going on there...this is like feet in the trenches, up to your your neck in it, and just surviving somehow. I was engaged. It was really one of the best stories I have ever listened to. Imagine turning 30 right now. Before (((they))) hit the Dome of the Rock.” - sean “Lovatabitz is a veteran, and so is anyone and everyone who attends this play. I salute him and us all for Our Collective Service.” - sean “This play acted upon my system as a powerful Rejuvenative. When I first attended it I was an old man, and I walked out a young one. A more spiritually developed young one.” - sean “Lovatabits Theater is so fucking funny I forgot to laugh because I was too excited.” - sean “Thirty plus years of Freudian psychotherapy couldn’t hold a candle to a single high dose of cannabis olive oil while watching this play. Frankly nothing could. I have been severely mentally ill and extremely addicted to drugs and alcohol since childhood and this play combined with cannabis saved my life. I walked out of Lovatabitz Theater a new man.” - sean “I was not ready for this, and I never could be.” - sean “I didn’t know Carl Jung was still alive. Now that I do, I’m eternally grateful.” - sean “I never felt this safe around a man who knew so much about Satanism and The Manson Family. The sense of simultaneous terror and security I got from Lovatabitz Theater is unlike anything I have ever experienced, or will ever experience again. This play made me feel more confidence and rest assurance on the nature of my being than everything I ever previously experienced combined.” - sean “Dr. Lovatabitz is not the man I remembered, and neither was I after I attended this Earth Shattering Play. The only words to properly describe the sheer terror and pleasure of the experience of it would be “Instant-Release Light-Krakatoa”. ” - sean “I found myself aroused and frightened in ways I never knew possible. This was the most insane experience of my entire life, and not one I would gladly repeat, but neither was it one that I could readily deny. The mixture of horror and pleasure was reminiscent of a shooting up an old-skool H+C speed-ball overdose whilst peaking on two hits of pure mescaline, strapped to a 20lb tank of nitrous oxide which is exuding a steady flow, all of which was provided freely for the entire audience. Lovatabitz Theater never disappoints.” - sean “When I entered Lovatabitz Theater I was a timid sheep, when I left Lovatabitz Theater I was a roaring lion.” - sean “I could never have dreamed that the impression I had of myself, others, Creation, Life, and God would be changed radically and permanently by my attendance of this spectacular play. I will never be the same again.” - sean “I never expected that as a consequence of attending this life changing performance that I would become forcefully compelled by my Primary Care Physician to be a part of it. When Dr. Lovatabitz ushered the entire audience onto the stage and made them all a part of the act, I simply could not help myself. The Price of Admission for Lovatabitz Theater is your performance in the show.” - sean
“While listening to this, the imagery that comes into my mind is amazing. Really gets the gears turning.” - MMD “When Dr. Lovatabitz said the play came with two free hits of mescaline I did not believe him, but he proved me wrong, and I am extremely grateful. He also gave me a maduro to help raise my T levels, and it did a number on me.” - SR420 “This play got me pregnant.” - SB “This play is haunting me from beyond the grave.” - Stella Sampas “I have so much respect for Lovatabitz’s mission and commitment.” - MLoL “The best part about Lovatabitz Theater being on another level is that it raises its audience to itself.” - Lt. LB “This particular tape, its not really good for anything, but I thought I might send it on to you, for something to do. There is so much to say, that saying nothing covers it. It covers it fairly well. Right now I’m taking something off of it.” - CMM “Don't make a joke downtown, because it will just become true, so be careful.” - HL
...and then everyone died, the end.
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